Lot of questions and the
answers you will find here ...
the best form of birth control after 50?
the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
many women does it take to change a light bulb?
they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
the fastest way to a man's heart?
his chest with a sharp knife.
are men and parking spaces alike?
all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.
have men and floor tiles got in common?
you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
do men want to marry virgins?
can't stand criticism.
is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
those men already have boyfriends.
the difference between a new wife and a new dog?
a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
is the biggest problem for an atheist?
one to talk to during orgasm.
do you call a smart blonde?
is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
is the one who can eat the last donut!
does the bride always wear white?
it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest
blonde, because she's 18 yrs old.
sexual position produces the ugliest children?
do you know when you're really ugly?
hump your leg with their eyes closed.
do you know when you're leading a sad life?
a nymphomaniac tells you: "Lets just be friends."
do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate?
does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
did God create alcohol?
ugly people could have sex too.
did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
you sure it's mine?"
three two-letter words mean small?
you are having sex with two women and one more walks in, what do you have?
proceedings most likely.
would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
miss them all.
do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
don't have eyes.
aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
they're not going to work in the future either.
do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along
with a recipe.
the Cuban National Anthem?
row row your boat.
the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
Southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."