Why Dogs Are Better Than Women?

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dogs time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name.

Dogs are excited by rough play.

Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs understand that farts are funny.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

Dogs don’t shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dogs parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. 

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.

Dogs like beer.

Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher, or Barbara Streisand album.

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs never criticise.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get the point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

Its legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

Dogs don’t worry about germs.

Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever owned.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to your wallet, desk, and in the back of your sock drawer.

Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger than a lobster for dinner.

You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewellery.

Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.

Dogs never need foot-rubs.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

Dogs can't talk.

Dogs aren’t catty.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Dogs don’t wake you up in the middle of the night just to ask you stupid questions.

So what the hell drives me to get a girlfriend hmmm ????  Where the heck is the next Petshop ????