Dogs Are Better Than Women?
Dogs love it when your friends come
Dogs donít care if you use their
Dogs think you sing
A dogs time in the bathroom is
confined to a quick drink.
Dogs donít expect you to call when
youíre running late.
The later you
are, the more excited
dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with
Dogs donít notice if you call them
by another dogs name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs donít mind if you give their
Dogs understand that farts are
Dogs love red
Dogs can appreciate excessive body
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is
gorgeous, other dogs
donít hate it.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of
things on the floor.
A dogs parents never
Dogs love long car
Dogs understand that instincts are
better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that all animals
smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap
at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs donít hate their
No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher, or
Barbara Streisand album.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after
Dogs agree that you have to raise your
voice to get the point across.
Dogs never expect
Its legal to keep a dog chained up at
Dogs donít worry about
Dogs donít want to know about every
other dog you ever owned.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside
as opposed to your wallet, desk, and in the back of your sock drawer.
Dogs donít let magazine articles
guide their lives.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a
hamburger than a lobster for dinner.
You never have to wait for a dog.
Theyíre ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for
Dogs donít borrow your
Dogs never need
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in
Dogs find you amusing when youíre
Dogs seldom outlive
Dogs donít wake you up in the middle
of the night just to ask you stupid questions.
So what the hell drives me to get a girlfriend hmmm ????
Where the heck is the next Petshop ????